Are you young? Too young for this lotion? Have you ever been blinded by those Dove commercials with the naked old people? Are you scared to turn on your TV now?

Are you old? Do you need this lotion for your sagging skin and wrinkles? Have you ever dreamed of being in one of those Dove commercial so you can show the world your true beauty? Do you have any consideration at all for young people who can still see more than a foot away? Old people, if you’re considering a new nude modeling career, atleast use this lotion sample. Please! Please, protect the vision of young people everywhere. Thank you, that is all.

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