Free Fiber One Cereal Bar

Posted at July 15, 2008

The ad: Single Cereal Obviously Tons of Talent seeks new fun loving person,

Reply: Dear SCOTT, Hey I don’t usually meet people like this through personals, but wow I just had to respond to your ad. There was something about your honey clusters, and your body. Do you work out? You look like you contain 51% less fiber than other sample cereals. I am tired of the old cereal scene… You know you use all your best moves to get your cereal and once you get them home, they turn out to be bland and boring? You know I don’t want any head games or to be luring in by flashy self promotion, you look like a cereal someone could easily get along with.

So a little about me: I like eating cereal, I am trying to stay active and lose weight. I am looking for some good times, with an attractive, yet fit cereal, for a little crunch time, maybe something more. Things I don’t like, fatness covered by a good picture, if you aren’t 51% less fiber, then don’t bother, since I am not a fiber fan, I always say, the less the better. Another thing, whole grain, I love it, and it’s another reason I am writing you.

So you know what I am going to do? I am going to fill out that dating profile, and I’m not going to call. I’m inviting you to come over. After I send you my address and information, I am hopefull you’ll just show up…

Free Fiber One Cereal Bar
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