DAY 752 - My captors continue to taunt me with bizarre little dangling objects. They dine lavishly on fresh meat, while I am forced to eat dry cereal. The only thing that sustains me is the hope of escape, and the mild satisfaction I get from ruining the occasional piece of furniture. Tomorrow I may eat another houseplant.

Day 753 - Try to convince my captors to use sampleaday to get some meow mix. While they think the meow mix song is clever, it’s actually a way to brainwash them into buying me better food.

Day 754 - Made it outside, but before I could escape, the captors attached a clever rope to my back. I am limited to only a small area. Tried tugging on the rope, unable to escape.

Day 755 - Meow Mix arrived in the mail. The Captors have place a bowl out for me, some of the best food I tasted. The captors tease me by eating a steak while I eat off the floor like some animal.

Day 756 - The Meow Mix was a trick… too fat to escape…

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