Free San Antonio Roasters

Posted at July 12, 2008

Uses for San Antonio Roasters: As a way to stay awake during your boss’ presentation about the effects of rocking chairs on old women. A tool to making your teeth nice and yellow to scare off that aerobics instructer that’ has been stalking you. Or just take the beans, and throw them at those squirrels that steal all the bird food…

When not to drink this coffee: When you know your girlfriend is going to take you to that movie you didn’t want to see (we recommend taking prescribed sleeping pills).

Now you people who are addicted to paying high priced Starbucks coffee might think, there is no superior coffee. I know we go the world ’round and see Starbucks next to the Colloseum, Starbucks at the Eiffel tower, and they probably even have one in the remote desert, but darn it, drink San Antonio Coffee…! These poor guys trying to sell you coffee which they imported from cheap labor in Columbia, and you were just gonna pass on this sample and drink Starbucks! Shame on you! Shame on you!

Get your San Antonio Roasters Coffee

Hey, it’s right here at THIS LINK.