Scott’s xTreme Rags, Free Cleanup Rags
Scott’s xTreme rags was recently featured on a dating show, you know the kind where there are three contestants and the girl asks questions to all three candidates that she can’t see. At the end she has to make a decision.
Contestant: So Mr. xTreme Rags, contestant number one, if I were a dirty floor, what would you do with me?
xTreme Rags: Well if you were a dirty floor I’d soak you up, make sure you were all silky smooth and wet, full of bubbles, then I rub myself up and down your dirty floors. I’d touch every area of your dirty floor until you were silky smooth and clean.
I’m highly absorbant and can clean a long time baby, so you won’t even think about any other cleaning products in your life.
Contestant: I like the way you talk, cleanup rags, never did seem to get the job done… if I pick you I’d take you by my place and we’d scrub the floors together…
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OH MY
Tell me that is not the kitchen in your apartment Scott. I do want the security deposit back. ( and you will never get a nice girl with a kitchen looking like that )
This Still works!