Archive for September, 2008
Free GoodNite Underpants for Kids
Why is it that all the kids get goodnite underpants? When are they going to think about the adults? Already they make all the toys very expensive because, hey, who is gonna buy them? Kids don’t have bank accounts. They whine in the store aisle until we get them that toy. And now they get [...]
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Free Pamprin Period Relief Sample
“Pamprin… more than Pain relief. It is relief Period” or maybe they should say its period relief. This free sample gives you relief from cramps, headaches,backaches, bloating, fatigue, irritability and general pissyness from your significant other. Okay maybe not the pissyness part, the drug is not a miracle.
Little Joe walked up to [...]
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Free Keep the Net Free Stickers
We wanna extend our rights and keep the net free. We love playing in online casinos, betting our money on the next political debate, and extending our right to get free samples online. Without the internet we wouldn’t have anything to do when we are supposed to be working. I mean internet = distractions = [...]
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Free National Geographic Geotourism MapGuide
Since we just gave $700 billion to bail out some big corporations, I figure it would not be completely crazy to start collecting necessary items in case of survival. I’ll start digging the underground bunker tomorrow. But in case the secret government comes looking, I’ll need a place to hide out. I think the Amazon rain forest would [...]