Free DVD or VHS of “My Country”
Let me tell you something about my country. I currently hold the record for stacking up the largest beer pyramid in history.
Obviously, I am an alcoholic. Most alcoholics get nothing done. But I have heart. I am driven to greatness, despite my disability. If I had grown up in China or Russia, I don’t think I would have been able to become semi-famous from getting drunk and stacking beer cans on top of each other. But I am American, and by golly, I am living the American dream. I don’t do anything but get drunk all day, pick up my unemployment check once a month, pick up my girlfriend’s welfare check once a month, and stack beer cans. Occasionally I go mudding in my truck. This is what I do, and no one bothers me about it. Where else could I get away with this? That’s why America is my country.
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