Free Laminated Barn Poster From Fort Dodge
After a long day of milking the cows, I get sad. At first, I thought it was normal, but after years and years of this kind of depression, I decided to consult a physician. I explained to my doctor that I only get depression after being with cows all day. He said I should probably quit working with cows altogether. I tried that, and I became depressed 100% of the time. I went back to him and told him the bad news. He diagnosed me with Acute Bovine Connection Depression, or as he called it, ABCD. I had never heard of this before, and just thought that he made it up from the first 4 letters of the alphabet. He assured me that he is a professional, and would never make up strange disorders just to make money. He told me to get a laminated poster of cows in a barn. After looking long and hard, I found a site that offers this for free.
Now, after work, I go home and take some pills, then stare at this poster while I am eating dinner. Then I go straight to bed and count cows until I fall asleep. I have never been happier, although I am now seeing spots. My doctor suggested I should count cows that are not spotted. I hope it works.
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