Free National Geographic Geotourism MapGuide
Since we just gave $700 billion to bail out some big corporations, I figure it would not be completely crazy to start collecting necessary items in case of survival. I’ll start digging the underground bunker tomorrow. But in case the secret government comes looking, I’ll need a place to hide out. I think the Amazon rain forest would be a good place. I would live down there with the shamans, feasting on berries and ayahuasca. The picture below represents the kind of tomfoolery I would enjoy while everyone else is freaking out.
In the meantime, the rest of the world would be getting microchips implanted into their arms.
Since I have no idea how I would get to the Amazon, I would need a free National Geographic Geotourism MapGuide. Get yours too before it’s too late!!!
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