J-Lo is still Jenny from the block. But now she gets her butt insured, literally. She used to eat 2 gallons of ice cream every day, but it’s all BEHIND her now. I have thought she was hot ever since that awesome movie, Money Train. And U-Turn was great too. They just don’t make movies like that anymore. But instead of her marrying a stud like me, she goes and marries Marc Anthony, who is half-man, half-chihuahua.

j-lo&mark

I guess the best I can do is try to smell like him, by wearing the same cologne -  J-Lo’s Deseo for Him. I would use it to smell great, he uses it because of the dirty dog smell. It works both ways, although I would not test it on your dog, or PETA supporters will blow you up. Or they might send Pamela Anderson over to my house. Hmmmm.

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