Are you a secret agent that needs to back up files? Well if you are, you probably won’t admit it. I used to receive all of my missions in a letter that would explode, often before I got a chance to read it. I won’t even get started on how suspicious I looked with the shoe phone.

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Now there are better solutions. The headquarters will now send my mission instructions in a small USB flash drive. I read it, erase it, then put fake information on it. Then I allow my enemies to confiscate it, thinking they stolen my secret plans. But really I am just leading them to a biker bar that beats up people that trespass on their territory. 

If you would like to do something similar, order yourself a free 1gb USB flash drive. If you were supposed to meet me at the train station, the plans have changed. Here is the authorization code: “THE CROW FLIES WESTWARD AT 4AM, AND GETS THE WORM.”

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