In my lifetime, some new diseases and disorders have appeared that nobody new about when I was young. There is AIDS, Mad Cow Disease, SARS, Avian Flu, Restless Leg Syndrome??? How about erectile dysfunction, flesh-eating bacteria, post-traumatic stress disorder, and not to mention all of the strange fears and mental illnesses out there.

How do you protect your children? For now they are safe from erectile dysfunction, but the flesh-eating bacteria is out there, and Restless Leg could happen to anyone. What can we do to help our children?

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You can start by making them wear surgical masks anytime there is an outbreak. Why do you think Michael Jackson’s kids are so healthy? Keep them up to date on their shots. Never mind that, immunizations cause Autism and immune system disorders in children. Just do it. Or get a church to say it’s against your religion, and take it your child’s school. Either way really. I got my shots as a kid and nothing happened to me. Except for one time I almost died from a high fever. Nothing could have stopped me from doing the crap I did as a teenager - unless my Mom smoked crack when I was in her womb and never told me about it.

One thing that could really help is to get a free copy of My Child’s Health from Prevacid. Also, don’t let them open letters that have white powder in them, especially if the return address is from Al Quaeda.

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