Free Trollsen Twins Masks from Peta

The Olsen twins have made about a billion dollars just because they were born. I’m sure they do work hard. It’s all they’ve ever known. But apparently, these twins like fur. Not burgers, but clothes. It is very important to dress nice while the paparrazzi is following you everywhere, or you will be the laughing stock of the trashy magazines. But there are other things to be careful of – like giving pain pills to other celebrities. That could cause some bad press. Or getting caught spreading your legs while you aren’t wearing underwear. Pretty standard stuff for normal folks, but for celebs, these are difficult rules to follow.

But if there is an entire organization of people that are out to get you because you like to wear fur, then by all means, quit wearing fur. Now, I don’t always agree with Peta. I like to eat meat. But Peta introduced me to the horrors of the meat industry. So now I do my absolute best to avoid companies that produce and harvest animals in a cruel way. I buy free-range meat now, with no hormones injected. And guess what? That meat tastes far better. And I’m feeling healthier. Believe it or not, treating an animal with respect and dignity actually will make it taste better. And refusing to buy products from places like Tyson chicken will either put them out of business or force them to adopt business practices that are more in line with traditional farming, rather than massive factory farms, where people and animals are abused.

So do your part. Get a free Halloween costume of the Trollsen Twins. You can save money on costumes, make fun of the Olsen twins, support animal rights and possibly impress Pamela Anderson. Did you see what she did for Hef’s birthday? I know he loves animals. If we could only get him to treat women with the same amount of dignity.

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