Free Mantra Venture Group Tote Bag
Did you know that America’s economy is based on UFOs? Yup, believe it or not, aliens and UFOs support our dollar. Aliens gave America some new inventions that allow us to make the craziest things, like time machines (which have really been messing stuff up), weather machines (that cause hurricanes and created the current global warming debacle), and ray guns (surprisingly, they are great in surgery, when set to stun). In return we have given them all the gold that once backed our dollar.
But due to these inventions, we have caused our economy to collapse because we have ruined our atmosphere (and made it a perfect vacation spot for the alien creatures from Xirclon Magnusarta).
This pic was taken last cosmic year, at the Interdimensionary Light Particle and Sound Wave Bash on F-150, one of several artificial moons orbiting the planet T-Model in the Ford Galaxy.
And now we have to carry free tote bags, because the alien plastic is getting out of control. Get yours or the aliens will win, and force us to move to Cruzzturdia. That place sucks. I cannot stand space leeches. I guess you get used to them, but I still can’t sleep at night.
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