Free Poster from Redwood Creek Wine

Posted at October 7, 2008

Wine is great isn’t it? It’s healthy in small doses. In larger doses it just feels great. But too large a dose and you will have a nasty hangover. When I drink wine, I like the red stuff. It makes me feel like I am living in Biblical times. I would like to taste the wine back then to see if it is similar. If only I had a time machine.

I would do crazy things if I had a time machine. Can you imagine what the world would be like now if I went back in time and gave Mozart a Pink Floyd CD? It would probably be the same until I came back to our present time and realized he needed a cd player and lots of batteries. I could steal all of The Beatles songs and perform them as if they were my own. Or if I went to the future and sold my Fender guitar. I’d be Rich RIch RICH!

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But since I don’t have a time machine (as far as you know), I will order a free wine poster, and pretend that I live in Italy in the 1600’s, and I mash grapes with my feet all day, basking in the sun, feeding on the fruit of the Earth. All that thought of hard labor makes me want to stare at my eyelids.

Good night, don’t let the bedbugs bite. And sweet dreams. I love you. Blow me a kiss. Good night. Love you too. Night. For what time should I set the alarm? Is that gonna’ give you enough time to get to work? Ok. I’ll wake up and take out the trash before he gets here. No, I will. I WILL. Good night. Love you too.

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