Free Sample Bottle of Booster Water
I live in Las Vegas, where it is really dry all the time. This place repels water. When it rains it automatically floods, then the water will vanish within the hour. I drink water like I just walked 40 miles through the desert. I never drank water this much before I came here, so it must be the dry air.
The problem is, my wife drinks water too (can you believe her? THE NERVE!!!), but she works at the airport. As you may already know, you cannot bring liquids into the gates, and she works in the gates. I think it is just some scam to get the workers to buy crap when they get to work, and I’m probably right.
But there must be some kind of way to get water inside without paying for it. I suggested smuggling it in her pants, but the x-ray machine would eventually catch her. I think I’ve come up with the perfect solution. If you only drink water, then you only pee water, right? So I think she should drink a gallon of water before work and then pee in cups when she gets there. If my theory is correct, she will be able to re-drink the same water over and over again. Not logical you say? Well please explain to me why this wouldn’t work. If she only drinks water, what other possible fluid impurities could pass through?
Since you probably don’t work at the airport, order yourself some free water.
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I hope it tastes better than my tap water!
i just love water and it is good for you.