Free Sample of Beyond Bodi-Heat

Damn I’m sore. I just feel pain ALL the time. I think it’s mostly because I have no fear. I’m an adrenaline junkie. Nothing gets me off more than the excitement of coming close to death.  Back in the day, I would jump off a cliff or skydive, with a Mountain Dew in my hand. But those things just don’t satisfy me anymore. I need real danger.

So I’ve been pushing the limit. Last year I went to Afghanistan to search for Bin Laden. After blowing up some stuff I left without my prize. Then I went directly to the Amazon to wrestle giant spiders. That was bad-ass, although I do regret swimming with the pihranas. Last week, I decided to go bungee jumping horizontally. I attached myself to a bungee, then had a friend stretch me as far as I could go with his jeep, then launched myself over the Las Vegas strip, without a parachute. Luckily I landed on a prostitute. It broke both of her legs but I’m sure there are people out there with a cast-fetish.

But I need pain relief. That’s why I buy more heating pads than Evil Kneivel in his prime. Get yours free!

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