Free Sample of Fish Oil from Nature’s Bounty
Last year, I caught a bad cold, and I needed to visit my main man, King Money Tarzan Jenkins.
I met him under the bridge downtown. After getting my cold medicine, he offered me some snake oil. I remembered my wife telling me about something like this, and that it had Omega-3 in it, which is really good for you. So, I bought some of King Money’s Premium Snake Oil. He told me it would cure just about any kind of sickness. So I took it when I got home, and I began having spasms. I went to the bathroom, and I noticed my skin was scaly. That is the day I became The Reptilian Avenger.
King Money never told me about the side effects.
On the plus side, I can swim underwater for a really long time, I am now battling evil-doers, and am loved by good people all over. On the negative side, I am an alligator now (I can’t really live like I once did), I got a divorce, I live in a swamp, bad guys are trying to kill me, and I don’t like the taste of the creatures swimming about in the swamp. So, I’m pretty peeved. And I vow that I will take down King Money’s evil underground empire. I need a cure for my illness, and only King Money has it.
Now that all of this has happened, I realize my wife was talking about fish oil, not snake oil. Get yours free!!!
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how do you get the free tshirt?
Think i’ll pass on the fish oil but this one was worth it for the writeup. Great writeup, and just when i could use a chuckle. Thanks.