Without caffeine, I feel like I can’t wake up, and I get headaches. But at night, I can’t go to sleep, so I need to drink beer or wine. If only they could combine the two. But they would have to work at different times so that it’s not like those alcoholic energy drinks at the gas station. It’s not good to mix uppers with downers. Just ask John Belushi. He did a speedball, heroin and cocaine at the same time.

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