When a person (who is not from Sweden) thinks of Sweden, they think of blonde haired people in snowsuits, riding snowmobiles to work, then stripping down to perform in their local town’s most recent porno flick. But in reality, they just sit around eating Swedish fish. Everyone does it, or they will be arrested. Their economy is based on these gummy fish. Believe it or not, America’s economy is completely reliant on UFOs. But that is a story for another time.

The average person in Sweden has 312 Swedish fish. Multiply that by the population of Sweden, which is 9.1 million, and it equals 2,839,200,000. That’s right folks, there are enough Swedish Fish in the country of Sweden alone to feed everyone on Earth if we cut each fish into 3 parts, and humans could survive forever on one tiny portion of a Swedish Fish.

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I’ll bet they have a couple in their pockets right now.

But that’s not to say there aren’t billions more Swedish fish in the world outside of Sweden. I have bought them in America, and can you imagine how many there are in Norway and Finland?

Do your part to solve world hunger. Get some free Swedish Fish.. or a free t-shirt or something….

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