Everyone is talking about Green and how being green works.  I don’t get it, I mean I went out and dyed my screen green and everyone was afraid of me…  So scratch that idea, and so I went out and painted my car green, you know how everyone is talking about making their autos green? Well now my is completely green (as well as some of the windshield).  Ok so I still got some bad looks… I mean what? Should I paint my toenails green, my house, dye my hair green?  So I took a new approach, I started growing plants everywhere.  My yard looked like a rain forest.  Then I started getting some thumbs up by the local hippies.  Then the New York Times did a piece on my home.  Then Al Gore came over in his blimp powered by greenhouse gases.  Then my day really was great when Green Works sent me a free t Shirt, awesome! So now with my house over run with plants and monkeys, I sleep in a hammock, so yeah if you want to go green, it’s not about painting stuff, it’s about growing crazy large forests!

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