Free Tape Measure

Posted at October 10, 2008

You are finding it harder and harder to measure that stomach they you keep feeding with midnight chocolate bar pig outs and daily stops at the fast food joints. We aren’t even sure if this tape measure can fit around that tire that is too big for even a car. So we didn’t exactly fit the dimensions of the perfect man on the sample providers website. They said the perfect man has 15 percent body fat. While the perfect woman has 18. We probably have more like 50…
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