Free Water Bottle from Canon for small survey

Posted at October 22, 2008

Have you ever heard of chaos theory? Well it says that small numbers become big numbers when repeated over and over. For instance, the moon is slowly getting away from us, and eventually it will escape our gravity.

And then there’s everything else. Picture a civilation that consumes plastic water bottles by the billions for 20 some years. What happens to all the trash that we put out every week? Wars are increasing. The magnetic poles are on the verge of flippng over. And honeybees are disappearing. Hip-hop is dead ;( … Network news is mind control. There are websites of people eating poop. And Mork and Mindy will never again be a sitcom. And people are getting hella mo’ stoopidest.

But there is hope. A new President will be taking office soon. A man named “Magic Johnson” escaped a disease that he got from using his johnson wrecklessly. Paris Hilton’s shopping day is no longer news. Criss Angel can levitate. Alternative energy can be achieved. Turns out, the moon is not that important anyway (gravity is a myth, the Earth sucks). We can make cars that run on other things. And most of all – classic rock bands are still putting out albums.

Do your part by saving hundreds or thousands of bottles. You can do this by actually using this water bottle.

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