Some people say that this election is about the war. Other people say that it is all about government spending. Others say that it is all about the social liberties and our dependence on foreign oil. As a citizen of this great nation, I submit to you that this election is about something greater than all of those things. It is more than the war, oil and all those political things. Its about unity… one nation united… a nation united FOR FREE STUFF!!!!! That is right, free stuff just for voting… what the hey??

I just want to remind everyone of the free election day stuff this month. So far, we’ve got:

Free Tall Size Cup of Starbucks on Election Day!!!

Free Donuts from Krispy Kreme for Voting

free Ben and Jerry’s Icecream

Chik-Fil-A is giving out a free chicken sandwich (says the rumor)

Books A million (wherever that is) is giving out a free cup of coffee.

Shane’s Rib Shack is offering a free “Vote America Meal” of chicken tenders, fries and a drink (some people are reporting this is free, other people are reporting its $5)

So if you can vote, make sure to vote now and vote often… uhhh, actually maybe not the often part. If you needed any extra reason, go get yourself some donuts, ice cream a sandwich and top it off with a nice tall size cup of Starbucks!

We’ve already voted as an absentee, just because when people complain about the next guy, at least we’ll have the right to join in!

*This post will be updated all day as we find new election freebies! If you know of any others please feel free to leave us a comment


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