Free Ravens Keychain, Keychain for Manly Man

Posted at November 9, 2008

I’m a manly man and well this free keychain might not be totally manly, though it is a keychain of the football team Ravens, I’m giving it to you for free. Ok so I’m not really a keychain scientist, but I can say it’s made out of plastic and metal, something that is bad news for anyone who might have learned ninja training. I mean a plastic keychain thrown at the speed of 10 miles per hour can really make a bad guy say OW, that hurt!

If I haven’t convinced you to signup for this free keychain yet, maybe a little history behind it will help. When I was a fighter pilot in World War 2, I was gunned down and landed in a little town called Hochenburg. There I stepped into a bar and arm wrestled three German solidiers. They were so impressed by my manliness that they just had to give me this keychain because I was just too manly even for a strong German beer. Of course, since then I’ve gone home and retired, and I figured I’d give this keychain to anyway who can continue my legend…

So please take this symbol of all manliness and ninja weaponry and continue the legend!