All you have to do is go into Starbucks and say you voted.

Have you voted yet? Well it’s very important that you choose one of the 2 candidates that are going to win. One could fix the entire world and one could ruin it. But…if you vote for the one who ruins it, you will have to say that you voted for that person, but made a mistake. Likewise, if you voted for the President that solved everything, then you can say you voted for him (or her if that President was John McCain and he died of ald age first, thus making Palin a Pilf).

Or… you could vote for a candidate from another party. Cynthia McKinney and Bob Barr are both on the ticket. Ron Paul is not :(       There is a Socialist ticket too. I’m also running for President by the way. Vote for me. But, alas, none of these people (including me) will win. So you could say that you didn’t vote for Obama or McCain just in case one of them brings on WW3.

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If you do vote, you can get a free cup of coffee on Election Day. If you don’t vote, you can lie and get a free cup of coffee. But if don’t vote or lie, then you will need to either buy coffee, brew your own, or just refrain from drinking coffee.

http://www.starbucks.com/sharedplanet/news.aspx

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