What happens when you try to buy a banana, vaseline, and birth control at Costcos? They look at you funny! Of course there just so may uses for Vaseline… which brings me to me joke:

A woman answers the door to a market researcher. “Good morning madam, I’m doing some research for Vaseline. Do you use it at all in your household?”

“Oh yes, all the time. It’s very good for cuts, grazes and burns.”

“Do you use it for anything else?”

“Like what?”

“Ahem.. err.. well.. during.. ahem.. sex.”

“Oh, of course. Yes, I smear it on the bedroom doorknob to keep my husband out!”

Free Vaseline Intensive Sample, Costco

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