Glad Plastic Bag from Walmart, Freezer Glad Bag

Posted at November 6, 2008

To my dream plastic bag living somewhere out there: I’m seeking a new plastic bag that’s young, likes to stay in the cold, but doesn’t mind a nice warm up once in awhile. I’m looking for someone who keeps things fresh, new, and tasty. If things don’t work out, I hope you can at least give me secure closure, I don’t like any loose ends. So what do you say, I’d be GLAD if you contact me-

Reply from the plastic bag: Thanks for writing, I am definitely available and free for the taking. Just set me up with your information and we’ll get this thing started. I’m looking forward to hot nights with you warming me up, and a nice relationship that’s often just chill. Looking forward to hearing from you.

-plastically yours

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