Prilosec OTC Sample, Heartburn Relief from Prilosec One

One Prilosec OTC pill a day works to give you 24 hours of heartburn relief.  As we know that heartburn sucks and is no fun, so Prilosec is number one?  In any case, some people have heart ‘burn’.

So this lady walks into a bar. She says, “Beertender, give me a dribble martuni, and put a pickle in it.”
He gives it to her, and she drinks it down.
She says, “Beertender, give me another dribble martuni, and put a pickle in it.” He gives it to her, and she drinks it down.
She says, “Beertender, give me another dribble martuni, and you better put two pickles in it, because..because I`ve got heartburn.”
The bartender says, “Look, lady… It`s not beertender, it`s bartender. It`s not a martuni, it`s a martini. It`s not a dribble, it`s a double. That`s not a pickle, it`s an onion. And you haven`t got heartburn, “You have your left breast in the Ashtray!”

Or better yet…

Patient: “Doctor, I get heartburn every time I eat birthday cake.” Doctor: “Next time, take off the candles.”

Alright so no we didn’t come up with these ourselves… sad, but yeah it’s Thursday, and a week from Christmas, so we aren’t thinking about Prilosec One, rather what’s going under the tree :) .

Prilosec OTC Sample, Heartburn Relief from Prilosec One
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