I never could figure out Victoria’s Secret. I tried asking the ladies that work there and they kept trying to sell me energizing lotion, panties, and bras, turns out I’m an A cup.  So I tried asking other girls that were shopping there, which got me 1) slapped 2) a conversation 3) a phone number from another guy forced in there by his wife, though it didn’t seem like he minded being there.

So what is Victoria’s Secret? Believe it or not, Victoria’s Secret was started in San Francisco, California, in 1977 by Stanford Graduate School of Business alumnus Roy Raymond, who felt embarrassed trying to purchase lingerie for his wife in a public and an awkward department store environment.

So that’s the secret, we think…

In any case, to get this sample you have to go bring the coupon into the store by March 2nd.

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