Free Tote from Victoria Secret

Posted at March 22, 2009

So a while back, we mentioned we were pretty sure that we figured out Victoria’s Secret. But who are we kidding, I dont know crap about Victoria. I don’t know why she spends 3 hours getting ready, just so she could go to the bar. Further, I don’t know how she can sell so many sweatpants that say PINK on the bottom of it. I mean, PINK what? Why not TAN? I am going to start selling sweats that say BROWN on the back. I will sell them to the 50+ mens demographic. Those will sell like hot cakes. Wait a minute… when was the last time you bought a hot cake? Ohhhh nevermind. Anyways, Victoria, well Victoria’s Secret is offering a free tote (that probably says PINK on it) just for signing up with Pink Nation. You fill out the form and the next page has a free coupon you take in for a free gift. Nick tells me this free gift is a Tote Bag (he got like 10 of them). he loves PINK. He says the tote goes great with his free Aeries Panties. So if you like pink, or victoria’s Secret, just want a Tote to carry all your random stuff in, or want an excuse to hit on the women that work in Victoria’s Secret, this freebie is perfect for you.

The freebie link:
click here for the free tote from victoria’s Secret

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