Free Samples of Love Condoms
So one day a friend says yes I have like 10,000 free sample condoms in my suitcase, No they were not love condoms, they were Scott condoms, and he decided to go from hostel to youth hostel proclaiming he was the condom fairy. He puts free samples of condoms under your pillow if you sleep alone, hoping that the next night you will be sleeping next to someone. Whenever you sleep alone, feel a little down, crack open you window a bit and Scott the condom fairy might come through your window. You’ll notice him straight away because he will have dirty socks and a beard like a hobo.
In case Scott the condom fairy isn’t so as lucky as to visit you while you sleep (maybe a good thing because do you want some dude with a scraggly beard with condoms staring over you when you sleep?) there is always todays free sample!
Free Samples of Love Condoms
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August 28th, 2009 at 5:11 pm
too bad this is a true story
August 28th, 2009 at 9:03 pm
I swear I was tired tonight when I went to my mail,I saw the ad and just the thought of the dirty socks and old bearded man made me laugh and think of hippy days it made a smile at the end of the day,wish I could forward it to my husband,too cute,Judy
August 29th, 2009 at 2:52 pm
“(maybe a good thing because do you want some dude with a scraggly beard with condoms staring over you when you sleep?)”
That made my day. xD
September 7th, 2009 at 4:27 pm
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