Do you know why my toilet stinks? Because of the horrible things I do in it. Everybody does number one and two, but I also dump mop water in it, I’ve been known to throw up, and last night I flushed a bunch or hair I got from the shower drain.

Now my toilet smells like  nasty sewer hair from […]

I have been living in my brother’s shadow my whole life. You know him as Mr. Clean. I’m just Ronnie Clean. From the moment he was born, he was destined for greatness.
My first memory is of Carl. He was down by the river, and the whole town had gathered to see him. He filled the […]

So the world didn’t end did it? Knock on wood… Well if you are reading this, congrats, you can start spraying milk over everything.  Clean World is giving a free 2 oz. Barrier Milk Spray Sample. So we assume, that spraying milk over stuff is cool. Cats love it, making them lick everything. […]

I’d like to sit you all down for a moment to talk about Wet Cleansing Pond’s Towlettes.  Perfect for your wiping down your car woofy paid a visit, or little put his breakfast all over the back seat.  Now we know you don’t like it when we talk about disgusting stuff like Scott’s ex girlfriends […]

While Summer Santa is sending his free stuff all across the land, Channukah Harry is getting a tad bit jelous. See he doesn’t stop working in the summer either! In fact Channukah Harry wants all the good people to get wipes (no you don’t have to be jewish to get the free stuff). […]