Who wants a free sample of Fresh-ins Odor eliminating Vacuum Scent Packs? My question is, why do you want fresh ins… it would be more exciting if they could figure out the way to make fresh outs… But anyways what this free sample does is actually makes your vacuum cleaner clean. You ever open [...]

This is a revolutionary free sample of computer screen cleaner that works wonders for any laptop screen.  They promise delivery immediately for getting any dirty screen nice and clean again.
It doesn’t help when I use my monitor to kill flys, smash mosquitos and cook hotdogs (yes my computer does get THAT HOT).  Now it’s looking [...]

Do you know why my toilet stinks? Because of the horrible things I do in it. Everybody does number one and two, but I also dump mop water in it, I’ve been known to throw up, and last night I flushed a bunch or hair I got from the shower drain.

Now my toilet smells like  nasty sewer hair from [...]

I have been living in my brother’s shadow my whole life. You know him as Mr. Clean. I’m just Ronnie Clean. From the moment he was born, he was destined for greatness.
My first memory is of Carl. He was down by the river, and the whole town had gathered to see him. He filled the [...]

So the world didn’t end did it? Knock on wood… Well if you are reading this, congrats, you can start spraying milk over everything.  Clean World is giving a free 2 oz. Barrier Milk Spray Sample. So we assume, that spraying milk over stuff is cool. Cats love it, making them lick everything. [...]