So you like shirts, free ones at that and you can’t help thinking that it’s time to change out of that smelly old shirt.  Why we love these shirts?  Cause we are trying to collect 365 shirts so we only have to wash once a year.  This is the day we call wash day which [...]

Bananas are good for your health. Bandanas are good for your head. They make you look cool. They keep your head from being sunburnt. If you play bass, they are perfect to put on your head and let your permed locks flow out from the bottom. You can also fly them as small flags.
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Sometimes I feel bad because I need to fill out information to make sure a free sample is really for real. So, now I try to find things that I really want. Like a T-shirt - and a swatchbook is entertaining at least. I don’t want to order things like teacups and carpet samples. I [...]

When a person (who is not from Sweden) thinks of Sweden, they think of blonde haired people in snowsuits, riding snowmobiles to work, then stripping down to perform in their local town’s most recent porno flick. But in reality, they just sit around eating Swedish fish. Everyone does it, or they will be arrested. Their economy [...]

You got probes?  We were thinking some sort of alien probe, the kind were you wake up in a field next to cows… was it the drinking or the aliens? What’s that immense pain in my behind?  We can never be sure after a night of drinking if it really was the aliens, or not, [...]