Become an insider over at Scotts, not the writer here, but the grass company.  You’ll get a free T shirt for telling your friends and some chances to win some prizes.  They could definately send me a free lawnmower  cause my grass is terrible right now, and probably the guy who cuts it too since, [...]

Okay we know. Everybody hates Canada. Their constant “Ayes”, strong beer and drive through beer pickup stations make them think they are better than the rest of the world. Those Cocky Canadians! Well don’t worry, just because you pick up this free XL T-shirt from Molson Canadian doesn’t mean that you love [...]

We wuved going to the College. It was good. I lurned a lot in colluege. We did the alfabet, lurned my abc’s and now I’s am a writer 4 samplea day. Now I the best righter! I got best graeds in my klass. Now I show you free Dixie state college shirt, so [...]

Everyone is talking about Green and how being green works.  I don’t get it, I mean I went out and dyed my screen green and everyone was afraid of me…  So scratch that idea, and so I went out and painted my car green, you know how everyone is talking about making their autos green? [...]

So you like shirts, free ones at that and you can’t help thinking that it’s time to change out of that smelly old shirt.  Why we love these shirts?  Cause we are trying to collect 365 shirts so we only have to wash once a year.  This is the day we call wash day which [...]