You got probes?  We were thinking some sort of alien probe, the kind were you wake up in a field next to cows… was it the drinking or the aliens? What’s that immense pain in my behind?  We can never be sure after a night of drinking if it really was the aliens, or not, […]

I interviewed the keep dreams shirt recently, for this big promotion…
Us: So Mr. Keep the Dreams shirt, just why should we keep the dreams, what is keep the dreams all about?
The Keep the Dreams Shirt: Well you see, people like to sleep in shirts (like who wears a finance shirt around town?)  So I’m asking […]

It’s a one size fits all offer tshirt from st. joes.  So you think the universe is meaningless and the St. Joes T shirt is just yet another free sample, that ends up in the closet.  But maybe it’s fate, you and the St. Joes shirt to finally meet, and become one in the universe.  […]

What is a perpster? I first though a cool name for pervert. So I’m not going to lie, I tried to figure it out. I looked over the website. And still think its a pervert. Haha. No but I get so scrambled after the first few lines on the site.. I don’t even care to […]

If you are an “alpha” geek you can get a free shirt. Seriously. But you have to get the magazine too. If you are a jock, prep, priss, or anything but geek you may NOT have this.. NO NO NO. If you are not a geek they will surely find out and take back your […]