Do you know why my toilet stinks? Because of the horrible things I do in it. Everybody does number one and two, but I also dump mop water in it, I’ve been known to throw up, and last night I flushed a bunch or hair I got from the shower drain.

Now my toilet smells like  nasty sewer hair from [...]

I have a few secret obsessions, and they aren’t just my fragrance showers, or my collection of fragrance packets from magazines…  Sure we figured if you could collect enough fragrance packets, you could combine them all into one bottle for one super powerful fragrance that even Calvin Klein couldn’t match, but as we found out, [...]

This article is all about bettering yourself or bettering your man.
Once upon a time in a far away land lived a man who really, (and yes, I mean really) smelled bad. Lets call him Ted.
Ted smelled so bad that his nostrils had run away. His wife also had left him. He couldn’t even get [...]

“Experience the star power inside” as you try this fragrance. Alright so we would like to feel like stars, but is a fragrance really going to do it? We really thought that posting fliers all over NYC was really going to help spread the word about this sample site, but sadly no one [...]

Finally a sample that smells like us.  Choose from the smell of money (ohh rich people), Grease Monkey (Scott), Cajun Delight (that’d be me Nick ), why not ash try for all those times you feel like a burnt out cigarette (drink too much last night?), or Magazine pages, I always love the smell [...]