If you think everyone is really just rude… always avoiding you… giving funny faces… etc. etc. etc. You might just smell. Thats cool… I mean there aint anything wrong with a lil stank. Especially if you want a little me time. Just hate those crowded metro? Dont shower for a few [...]
At first dove deodorant sounds nice. I mean, doves are white and they look pretty clean. But honestly, thats not true. I mean Doves are birds, and birds are gross! Plus they poop. Yes, all birds poop. These happen to poop right above my car, when the top is down. [...]
Now get your own Sarah Jessica Parker Perfume and see what it takes to smell like a horse. Sure many of you love Mrs. Sarah Jessica Parker, but did you know she also won the award for ugliest woman? Sure that wasn’t very nice to give her that title, I mean she is the star [...]
Take your attempt at reading Spanish and get a free women’s deodorant sample. Ok, so the target market of this sample probably is for Spanish speakers, but we were not all so privledged in school to learn Spanish. I learned German, Scott learned law, and so all we have is our friend google translator to [...]
A blonde walks into a pharmacy and asks the assistant for some rectum deodorant. The pharmacist, a little bemused, explains to the woman that, they don’t sell rectum deodorant and never have. Unfazed, the blonde assures the pharmacist that she has been buying the stuff from this store on a regular basis and [...]
