We figured you already had salt from the last salt sample, so we figured we’d offer tomatoes without salt. Even better, Del Monte has already sliced and diced them for you. We assume they used Chuck Norris to do the slicing. Because, when it comes to strength, there is no one stronger […]

We all like chocolate. I can go for some free Chocolate Pomegranate Seeds right now. Lucky for me, Pamaliqueur is offering just that… I have never had Pomegranate Seeds before… to be honest I don’t even know what a Pomegranate looks like… okay that’s a lie… but still. Chocolate Pomegranate Seeds? Better […]

Need another reason to vote? Free donuts at Krispee Kreme for wearing your I voted sticker. So ok you are saying well Nick what if I already voted, or hey I’m too young to vote, or I want donuts but I can’t vote in the USA. So is the way of life my […]

I love Arby’s.  In fact I named my dog arby, my kids are named arby 1 and arby 2, and my last name is now beefncheddar.  I tried to legally marry the sandwhich, but they wouldn’t allow it.  I mean we spent so much time together.  I remember those baseball games with me and my […]

I love Betty Crocker, she can cook ten times better than me.  Betty Crocker is like the all time super mom and maybe even best girlfriend ever.  I mean you get home and Betty Crocker is there with an awesome meal, I bet she cleans too.  I mean she is nice enough to give us […]