Wine is great isn’t it? It’s healthy in small doses. In larger doses it just feels great. But too large a dose and you will have a nasty hangover. When I drink wine, I like the red stuff. It makes me feel like I am living in Biblical times. I would like to taste the wine […]

The Olsen twins have made about a billion dollars just because they were born. I’m sure they do work hard. It’s all they’ve ever known. But apparently, these twins like fur. Not burgers, but clothes. It is very important to dress nice while the paparrazzi is following you everywhere, or you will be the laughing stock of the […]

Did you know that America’s economy is based on UFOs? Yup, believe it or not, aliens and UFOs support our dollar. Aliens gave America some new inventions that allow us to make the craziest things, like time machines (which have really been messing stuff up), weather machines (that cause hurricanes and created the current global warming […]

Since we just gave $700 billion to bail out some big corporations, I figure it would not be completely crazy to start collecting necessary items in case of survival. I’ll start digging the underground bunker tomorrow. But in case the secret government comes looking, I’ll need a place to hide out. I think the Amazon rain forest would […]

Did you know it costs 3 cents to make a penny? Who would do such a silly thing? Most people would blame the government. But, did you know that The Federal Reserve is a private corporation? They print our money. NOT the government. The Federal Reserve is neither federal or a reserve. They print money for us, […]