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Free Poster from Redwood Creek Wine
Wine is great isn’t it? It’s healthy in small doses. In larger doses it just feels great. But too large a dose and you will have a nasty hangover. When I drink wine, I like the red stuff. It makes me feel like I am living in Biblical times. I would like to taste the wine [...]
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Free Trollsen Twins Masks from Peta
The Olsen twins have made about a billion dollars just because they were born. I’m sure they do work hard. It’s all they’ve ever known. But apparently, these twins like fur. Not burgers, but clothes. It is very important to dress nice while the paparrazzi is following you everywhere, or you will be the laughing stock of the [...]
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Free Mantra Venture Group Tote Bag
Did you know that America’s economy is based on UFOs? Yup, believe it or not, aliens and UFOs support our dollar. Aliens gave America some new inventions that allow us to make the craziest things, like time machines (which have really been messing stuff up), weather machines (that cause hurricanes and created the current global warming [...]
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Free National Geographic Geotourism MapGuide
Since we just gave $700 billion to bail out some big corporations, I figure it would not be completely crazy to start collecting necessary items in case of survival. I’ll start digging the underground bunker tomorrow. But in case the secret government comes looking, I’ll need a place to hide out. I think the Amazon rain forest would [...]