Do you know why my toilet stinks? Because of the horrible things I do in it. Everybody does number one and two, but I also dump mop water in it, I’ve been known to throw up, and last night I flushed a bunch or hair I got from the shower drain.

Now my toilet smells like  nasty sewer hair from [...]

I have been living in my brother’s shadow my whole life. You know him as Mr. Clean. I’m just Ronnie Clean. From the moment he was born, he was destined for greatness.
My first memory is of Carl. He was down by the river, and the whole town had gathered to see him. He filled the [...]

I’d like to sit you all down for a moment to talk about Wet Cleansing Pond’s Towlettes.  Perfect for your wiping down your car woofy paid a visit, or little put his breakfast all over the back seat.  Now we know you don’t like it when we talk about disgusting stuff like Scott’s ex girlfriends [...]

It seems there are plenty of feminine samples out there and the Playtex cleaning clothes are no exception. Yesterday we posted about the sport tampons, and these cleaning clothes fit into this category. You use the Playtex Cleaning Cloths when you’re having your period, after exercise or anytime you want to feel clean, [...]