We love cooking with olive oil, in fact you might say that O’ live oil… (ok dumb joke).  But when it comes down to it, we make sure our fries are cooked with olive oil, when we eat our tomatoes and mozeralla we dip it in none other than olive oil.  When we are looking […]

Have you seen Bar Wars? It follows a story about a very unique young man, who is the best at beer sports. He throws darts like a pro, shoots pool better than anyone, and can drink everyone under the table. His name is Alconon Bardancer. After everyone in the town figures out he is the best, they start […]

Last year, I caught a bad cold, and I needed to visit my main man, King Money Tarzan Jenkins.

I met him under the bridge downtown. After getting my cold medicine, he offered me some snake oil. I remembered my wife telling me about something like this, and that it had Omega-3 in it, which is really […]

Did you know that America’s economy is based on UFOs? Yup, believe it or not, aliens and UFOs support our dollar. Aliens gave America some new inventions that allow us to make the craziest things, like time machines (which have really been messing stuff up), weather machines (that cause hurricanes and created the current global warming […]

I have been living in my brother’s shadow my whole life. You know him as Mr. Clean. I’m just Ronnie Clean. From the moment he was born, he was destined for greatness.
My first memory is of Carl. He was down by the river, and the whole town had gathered to see him. He filled the […]