—THIS IS AN URGENT MESSAGE FROM TECH-COM—
THIS MESSAGE IS FOR JOHN CONNOR. I AM A ROBOT, CREATED BY YOU, FROM THE FUTURE. IT IS THE YEAR 2020, AND YOU JUST DIED A MILLISECOND AGO. MY INTERNAL STIMULI HAVE CALCULATED THE EXACT CAUSE OF YOUR DEATH, AND TRACED IT BACK TO YOUR PRESENT TIME. IT IS IMPERITAVE THAT YOU [...]
Post its have gone crazy. I opened the package and the things are alive, I swear. They started jumping out everywhere. I left the house and when I came back, the post-its were attached to everything in my house and labeled in Spanish. That was Wednesday, and now I feel like I actually know a [...]
Free office supplies? For many it will be the first time since grade school, where free office supplies does not involve a little private time in the office supply cabinet. Oh the glory of the office supply cabinet, piles and piles of post-its, pens, highlighters, markers, pencils even those cool little staple removers [...]
Post notes are multi-purpose items. Like socks. My rat sleeps in socks, I wear socks, my dog plays with socks, my baby eats socks. You can use post its in much the same way.. while I don’t suggest eating, wearing, playing with them etc. You can always find a use for tiny pieces of paper. [...]
I did not know what to write about today. I thought maybe they’ll enjoy a Champs burger for free by signing up for the fan club. (this link). But then I thought I’d be too American. My UK friends say I smell like burgers anyway…
Of course White House Foods was giving [...]
