I thought hmm anti lick strips… my dog likes to lick, and lick as if my leg was a lollypop.  And when is started to eat lollipops my dog gets even nicer. When give him a lollipop he is my best friend.  Dogs are like that, you give them what they want and they love […]

Snausages aren’t just your normal everyday sausages.  It’s like sausages for your dog, and woof woof, I know everyday I try to finish my hot dog, Mr.Dog is right there trying to steal it from me.  Now that’s why we have these free snausages Dog Treats, to get our dog Woofy to eat his own […]

Free pet food? Let me tell you, nothing is tastier than a nice bowl of IAMs pet food. Here is your chance to get a free bag of IAMs “premium edition” dog food. Premium edition? I am living off of Ramen noodles, and I am going to get my dog “premium […]

˙ɐǝpı pooƃ ɐ ʎllɐnsn ʇou sı uɐɟ ƃuılıǝɔ ɹnoʎ ɯoɹɟ ƃuıƃuɐɥ ‘ou ’sƃuıɥʇ ƃuıʞɐǝɹq ʇɹɐʇs n lıʇun llǝʍ ‘ʎɐʍ ƃuoɹʍ ou sı ǝɹǝɥʇ ‘ʇı op noʎ ɹǝʌǝʍoɥ  ˙dn ǝpıs ʇɥƃıɹ sıɥʇ pɐǝɹ oʇ ƃuıʇdɯǝʇʇɐ ʇsnɾ ǝɹɐ noʎ ǝqʎɐɯ ɹo  ˙ʇıpǝɹɔ noʎ ǝʌıƃ ı ‘ǝsuǝsuou sıɥʇ pɐǝɹ ʇsnɾ ǝpısdn doʇdɐl ɹnoʎ pǝddılɟ oɥʍ ǝldoǝd ǝsoɥʇ ɟo […]

Letter to My Pets:
The stairway was not designed by NASCAR and is not a racetrack.
Beating me to the bottom is not the object. Tripping me doesn’t help in your quest to reach the bottom first, because I fall faster than you can run.
I cannot buy anything bigger than a king sized bed. I am very […]