Toiletries
Charmin Toilet Extender, Extender for Toilet Paper
Now get your own Charmin Toilet Extender for holding in your toilet paper. Sure we lost ours like months ago and just sort of set the toilet paper down, but really it’s getting kind of annoying. I mean the toilet paper goes missing, and we end up having to use our kleenex instead. Now finally, [...]
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Free Sample Schick Titanium Quattro Razor
I am a real wolfman. Willy Wolfman is my name. I need a good, strong razor. I often break the cheap ones, and others just don’t last long enough.
My Dad keeps saying I need to grow out my facial hair, because it’s who I am as a Wolfman. He thinks everything should still be like the old days, [...]
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Free Sample of J.Lo’s Deseo for Him Cologne
J-Lo is still Jenny from the block. But now she gets her butt insured, literally. She used to eat 2 gallons of ice cream every day, but it’s all BEHIND her now. I have thought she was hot ever since that awesome movie, Money Train. And U-Turn was great too. They just don’t make movies like [...]
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Cottonelle Moist Wipes and Toilet Paper Free
My ass hurts, and nothing seems to have helped until I tried Cottonelle, and got my butt all moist… As cottenelle says, be kind to your behind. I’ve been kind, and when I’m nice and old in a nursing home, someone else will be there to be kind to my behind.
What they say: You’re already [...]