Posts Tagged ‘fish
Free Sample of Fish Oil from Nature’s Bounty
Last year, I caught a bad cold, and I needed to visit my main man, King Money Tarzan Jenkins.
I met him under the bridge downtown. After getting my cold medicine, he offered me some snake oil. I remembered my wife telling me about something like this, and that it had Omega-3 in it, which is really [...]
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Free Swedish Fish Shirt – “A Friend You Can Eat”
When a person (who is not from Sweden) thinks of Sweden, they think of blonde haired people in snowsuits, riding snowmobiles to work, then stripping down to perform in their local town’s most recent porno flick. But in reality, they just sit around eating Swedish fish. Everyone does it, or they will be arrested. Their economy [...]