Posts Tagged ‘grocery
Free Mantra Venture Group Tote Bag
Did you know that America’s economy is based on UFOs? Yup, believe it or not, aliens and UFOs support our dollar. Aliens gave America some new inventions that allow us to make the craziest things, like time machines (which have really been messing stuff up), weather machines (that cause hurricanes and created the current global warming [...]
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Free Swedish Fish Shirt – “A Friend You Can Eat”
When a person (who is not from Sweden) thinks of Sweden, they think of blonde haired people in snowsuits, riding snowmobiles to work, then stripping down to perform in their local town’s most recent porno flick. But in reality, they just sit around eating Swedish fish. Everyone does it, or they will be arrested. Their economy [...]
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Free Sample of The Drops – Toilet Odor Eliminator
Do you know why my toilet stinks? Because of the horrible things I do in it. Everybody does number one and two, but I also dump mop water in it, I’ve been known to throw up, and last night I flushed a bunch or hair I got from the shower drain.
Now my toilet smells like nasty sewer hair from [...]