Jennifer Lopez has her own free sample out, which probably smells nothing like the fragrance Jennifer Lopez actually works. If this free sample was called Essense by Scott the Sample A Day Writer, would you still order it? I can imagine that free sample now, the smell of 2 week old food, dirty socks [...]

Ever notice how something like fancy feast makes cat food look better than the stuff I’m eating? It probably tastes better too. While my cat eats this extremely good looking cat good, it’s another night of meatloaf for me. All my cat needs is a glass of milk in a wine glass [...]

Support a canadian team and get their free fan pack. Yes sure it is the Canucks, but you needed a second team to support outside your states team right? I use the fan pack so that Canadian people will like me better. I just show them the stuff I got in my [...]

 So you ever walk through the wilderness and wonder what it is you are going to eat. Apparently you should be eating this free sample of a Nature Valley Trail Mix Bar and Granola Nut Clusters. My question is why do they always associate this stuff with the wilderness, I mean what’s that [...]

Get a free sample of an energy shot thats supposed to give you a boost in life.  Yes I’m here after like 10 shots of this stuff called steaz.  Unfortunately Steaz shots don’t get you drunk, they get you hyper.  So hyper you forget why you were even writing about a free sample of Steaz.  [...]