Posts Tagged ‘treat
Free Trollsen Twins Masks from Peta
The Olsen twins have made about a billion dollars just because they were born. I’m sure they do work hard. It’s all they’ve ever known. But apparently, these twins like fur. Not burgers, but clothes. It is very important to dress nice while the paparrazzi is following you everywhere, or you will be the laughing stock of the [...]
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Free Swedish Fish Shirt – “A Friend You Can Eat”
When a person (who is not from Sweden) thinks of Sweden, they think of blonde haired people in snowsuits, riding snowmobiles to work, then stripping down to perform in their local town’s most recent porno flick. But in reality, they just sit around eating Swedish fish. Everyone does it, or they will be arrested. Their economy [...]
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Free sample of Wal-Mart Orville Smart Cakes
If you are wondering “what in the world is a popcorn cake?”, then you need to put the two words together. It is a cake made out of popcorn.
This works on other words too. Put dog and house together, and you get a house that a dog lives in. The same goes with stink and foot. But [...]
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Free Sample Pack of STRIDE Gum!!!
Do you like history? I do. Bet you haven’t heard this one.
150 years ago, a man named Arnold McBride accidentally discovered the formula to chewing gum, while on an excavation in Finland. It was a mixture of chicle gum and whatever else you wanted to mix. He had over 1,000 patents. But he was a [...]